XXX Racing-Athletico

Kevin O'Neill

Member Since: 2008

Location: Chicago, IL


Bio


I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I plagiarize with utter exactness. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami... and sometimes race bikes with XXX Racing, of course.


Race Reports


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Categories

Road 5
Track 5
Cyclocross 5

Race Results


 Date Cat Race Result
 Jul 18, 2015 5 Intelligentsia Cup - South Chicago Bike Race 21-30 
 Jun 6, 2015 5 Tour of Galena TT 21-30 
 Jun 6, 2015 5 Tour of Galena RR DNF 
 May 16, 2015 5 Elgin Cycling Classic - Fox River Omnium 12 
 May 10, 2015 5 Monsters of the Midway 12 
 May 10, 2015 4/5 Monsters of the Midway 41-50 
 May 9, 2015 30+ 4/5 Monsters of the Midway 13 
 Apr 10, 2015 5 Gapers Block Crits
 Apr 10, 2015 4/5 Gapers Block Crits 14 
 Jun 8, 2014 5 Tour of Galena Road Race 20 
 Jun 8, 2014 5 Tour of Galena Criterium
 Jun 7, 2014 5 Tour of Galena TT 21-30 
 May 25, 2014 5 Snake Alley Criterium 16 
 Jun 9, 2013 5 Tour of Galena Road Race 41-50 
 May 26, 2013 5 Snake Alley Criterium 21-30 
 May 25, 2013 5 Burlington Road Race 21-30 
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